Saturday, 13 December, 2008

Joke collection BY Hitesh

Best Jokes Collection 1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.2. Sardar-why r all these people running?Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?3. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".4. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".After much thought he wrote: Yes!5. Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.6. Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.7. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This PacketSardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....8. Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..9. Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!10. Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.11. Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..12. A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening notin the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

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